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Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies
Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out
a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill
and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back,
licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50
bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks
again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!!! Now everyone's
attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet...... What could I do????
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty
bucks, and left.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ''Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
He continued, ''Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.''
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.
The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. ''I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.''
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, ''You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.
"Ok, go to the store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...''
