GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no
poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there
is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled
your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it
out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush
without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of
drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the
toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you
do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was
leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt
cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you
are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are
about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
