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    Wife's Final Words

    Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her.

    But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.''

    Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

    ''Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.''

    ''Don't worry about it,'' Jake said, ''I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''

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    Thursday, June 24, 2004