A man named Vinny dies and goes to hell.
The Devil says to him "Hey Vinny we've been waitin for ya!".
Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says "I gotta ask you a
couple questions, do you like to smoke?" Vinny answers "Ya, I love to smoke."
The Devil says "Good you'll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars,
weed everything."
"Now do you like to drink?" Then Vinny says "Of course I love to drink." The
Devil replies "Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great."
"Do you like to have sex?" Vinny says "Hell ya sex is the best." The Devil
smiles and replies "We have sex with every type of woman you could think of on
Wedesdays."
And the Devil finally says "Now, are you gay?" Vinny frowns and answers "NO I'm
not gay! And the Devil looks down and finishes "Your gonna hate Thursdays.
